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Cop:Have you been drinking?
Me:I been drankin'
Cop:Surfbort
Me:Surfbort
— 3 hours ago with 241038 notes

iscahmckrae:

crimson-11-delight-dustafterrain:

andrewgiraffields:

 #remember when sookie was played by a fat actress and there were literally no jokes about her weight on the show? #remember how she wasn’t defined by her weight? #remember how she got to date and get married and have kids and not be just the token funny fat friend of the main character? #remember when she ~got her life together and was happy before lorelai and that wasn’t seen as threatening?

remember how her insecurities (which she did have, because doesn’t everyone?) had nothing to do with her appearance and were more about her artistic failures, her ability to be a mom, her “annoying quirks” she thought Jackson would get tired of?

remember how even though she was often clumsy forgetful and disorganized she was still portrayed as a competent adult? remember how her decision to get married and have kids didn’t diminish her career as a master chef and entrepreneur? remember how she was a bubbly and funny supporting character without being shallow or unintelligent?

(Source: halpertjames, via icanfuckitallaway)

— 3 hours ago with 51576 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via encourage)

— 4 hours ago with 521964 notes
frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

90sgeekchic:

eastwickg:

darkmoonperfume:

teddybearjones:

baconflavoredpipedreams:

restoringfraillife:

purplsosa:

oop

welp

damn…

…O_O

wall slides lmao lmao lmao

yooooo. lmfao

Let that sit and marinate

true shit

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

90sgeekchic:

eastwickg:

darkmoonperfume:

teddybearjones:

baconflavoredpipedreams:

restoringfraillife:

purplsosa:

oop

welp

damn…

…O_O

wall slides lmao lmao lmao

yooooo. lmfao

Let that sit and marinate

true shit

(via deardalissa)

— 11 hours ago with 35902 notes

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

(via encourage)

— 19 hours ago with 283356 notes

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via encourage)

— 1 day ago with 415300 notes
"You may not see it today or tomorrow, but you will look back in a few years and be absolutely perplexed and awed by how every little thing added up and brought you somewhere wonderful - or where you always wanted to be. You will be grateful that things didn’t work out the way you once wanted them to."
(via absea)

(Source: t-sukix, via xesforbreakfast)

— 1 day ago with 65691 notes